INTRO
Somewhere along a forgotten stretch of coastline, in front of a perfect pointbreak that should not exist, stands the half-rotting headquarters of The Surf Files Agency.
Our mission is simple:
Document all surf culture before the waves disappear forever.
If you’re here, you’ve already felt the pull of the prophecy — or at least laughed at one of our surf files. Either way, you’re in the right place.
How to Enter the Agency
The easiest and cleanest way to begin is to join as a Foamie Intern — it’s free.
Once you prove your devotion, you’ll receive:
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A digital Visitor Card
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Your own Visitor Number
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Access to the Compromised Surf Files — the public case files that introduce you to the world we're building
No commitment. Just your first step inside the door.
What Happens Next
Once inside, you’ll learn:
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Who the Agents are
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What the Artchivist draws
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Why the Director fears The Great Flatspell
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And what the ocean has been hiding from us
From there, you choose how deep into the Agency you go.
Begin Your Intake
BECOME
AN AGENT
Tap the red button to enlist as a free member, receive your Visitor Card, enter the Agency and have access to all the compromised surf files.
Agents have full access to all the Surf Files.
Only Agents can report and help to build the next Surf Files
Only few Agents will be able to see the Artchivist room, where all the madness is made.